Cafeteria Confessions
Ó 1988  Anthony Congiano

By the dinning table

I slipped and spilled her lunch

She had corn down her bra

And her hair, soaked with punch

Her face turn red

She looked extremely sick

Then she let out a howl

And called me a big dick

Quick to her remark

I replied, tired and true,

Why little lady, my dear

I didn't think you knew!