Sal to Sally
Ó 1985  Anthony Congiano

There once was a man

Who dressed like a girl

His name went from Sal to Sally

When he wore high heels and curls

One day she, who was a he

While in a bar, ran into Joe

Joe said "Babe, lets blow this place!"

Sally said "Come on, lets go!"

They strolled down the street ... holding hands

On the ground, Joe's shoes did tap

They touched and teased, then Joe got silly

And put on his little cap

Joe Joe laughed, as she spun

The propeller on his beanie

But Joe will cry, when he learns

That Sally has a weenie!!!