Sal to Sally
Ó 1985 Anthony Congiano
There once was a man
Who dressed like a girl
His name went from Sal to Sally
When he wore high heels and curls
One day she, who was a he
While in a bar, ran into Joe
Joe said "Babe, lets blow this place!"
Sally said "Come on, lets go!"
They strolled down the street ... holding hands
On the ground, Joe's shoes did tap
They touched and teased, then Joe got silly
And put on his little cap
Joe Joe laughed, as she spun
The propeller on his beanie
But Joe will cry, when he learns
That Sally has a weenie!!!