Little 'Lissa

Ó 1995 Anthony Congiano

She took me by surprise
She highed the New York guys
That girlish bubble of juice
Broke out and on the loose

She knew right where to begin
High-fives to sting your skin
Her attitude on attack
Impatient for her impact

She flipped her happy switch
Explosive perfect pitch 
Criticize with a sigh
Confusing questions of why

Rides the edge of her chair
The girl let down her hair
Her mornings climax, goodbye
Now, for the field she flies

Little 'Lissa, what a pissa  
The girls fired up you know that meanness missed her
Little 'Lissa, I'd never dis her
Thirteen little secrets of the boys that kissed her
Little 'Lissa, a sassy sister
Pounding on out palms and causing brushing blisters
Little 'Lissa, I tell ya mister
Of all the girls I know, you know, at the top I'd list her 
And
For all that she's worth... the happiest women on Earth

She fights a wacky war
Verses a hundred doors
Jumps and clicks her feet
For every D.I.N.K. she meets

Her field day ends too soon
No's known to make her swoon
Just laughs and picks her butt
Darling did a donut

Number one in a cup
The girl is all horned up
Burp belches from her tum
Blue tapes are making her numb

She plays the field for fun
Sharing pre-chewed gum 
Let one rip and swirl
A very naughty girl

Little 'Lissa, what a pissa  
The girls fired up you know that meanness missed her
Little 'Lissa, I'd never dis her
Thirteen little secrets of the boys that kissed her
Little 'Lissa, a sassy sister
Pounding on out palms and causing brushing blisters
Little 'Lissa, I tell ya mister
Of all the girls I know, you know, at the top I'd list her
And
For all that she's worth... the happiest women on Earth